May 2012
23 posts
So this morning, the gym locker room was playing Drake and this old-ish (55?) man who’d been moaning and saying “Oh, boy” in the shower came up to me and was like “We can agree that America is the only nation that has given up its native culture.”
Ignoring the word “native,” which isn’t a dog whistle I always hear, and assuming on the basis of my...
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tonight the streets are ours
since you been gone kelly clarkson
wide awake katy perry
britney pepsi commercial long version
I can’t wait for the premiere of The Comeback on Bravo this June!
Local Clean Person Sells Book →
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this town is our town
I don’t care what anyone says: I don’t think Ally Hilfiger got to be on Rich Girls because of nepotism, I think her overt emotionality was brave, and I think the all-white world of the show was true to Ally’s experience. It was an important show.
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“Who is your mortal enemy?”
“There is only one. This person knows...”
– Holy shit, Rita Wilson.
“not right… poufy-haired… Life Cereal-looking… dandy… crooning little ho bag… pouty… bitchy… disgusting… foofy little shit.”
These are some of the words used to convey the opinions of “the majority of humans in the world” [emphasis original] in a Gawker post about the singer Justin Bieber. That post sits two below a post...
"Shades of Quincy."
“I hate chocolate. Fuck chocolate. Kurt hated chocolate, too — that was one of the things we had in common.”
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““What I love about this community is its ordinariness—if that’s a word. The...”
– Me, in The Observer, on Logo’s new, straighter identity
April 2012
22 posts
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Did [Train singer Pat] Monahan think of his music as political? He pondered for a moment. “No. More comical.”
joereid:
me: you don’t want to know how much of my morning has been devoured by the misspelling of Sandra Bullock’s sister’s name.
Dan: gesine?
me: FUCK YOU DAN
sorry 4 living
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“A primary critique of Girls has been the manner by which it presents its...”
– on McInnes, Arfin, ‘Girls’
JAKE FOGELNEST: Okay, now I will say something. →
richardlawson:
pareene:
celebraterickysargulesh:
jakefogelnest:
I have known Lesely Arfin for eleventy-billion years. There’s no one better on earth than Lesley Arfin. Lesley is my friend.
Lesley writes on the HBO show Girls so naturally, some people wrote some stuff on the Internet about her. The stuff they wrote made me pretty mad. The kind of mad that…
“Lesley Arfin is my friend, and...
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“Ms. Morin’s site gets its unschooled quality from the author’s own lack of...”
– Hello, Brit.
hatethefuture asked: did you delete that last post to get ahead of the backlash to it
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Finally watching some Today clips from today (#vacation) and Ann Curry referred to Tori Spelling as “the woman who’s the baby of a five-month-old.”
UPDATE: Ann Curry just referred to Sarah Palin as “another mother of three.”
March 2012
34 posts
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Of the Kelly Clarkson song “Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You),” Kim Kardashian said: “I especially love that line, ‘What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.’”
Future music criticism:
“I especially love that line, ‘I was born this way.’”
“I especially love that line, ‘We are young.’”
“I...
