"Veep" opening-sequence headlines ranked from "whatever/kinda cute," through dull but functional, on to truly abysmal, and ultimately just insane:

  1. "Meyer Aims Higher"
  2. "NIGHTMEYER"
  3. "Is This Meyer’s Moment?"
  4. "Meyer in New Hampshire"
  5. "Selina’s Un-Super Tuesday"
  6. "Meyer’s Meltdown" 
  7. "Meyer Looking for Nomination" 
  8. "Selina Suspends Campaign"
  9. "Magic Meyer"
  10. "Might it Be ‘President Meyer’?" 
  11. "Senator’s White House Run"
  12. "Senator Crashes Out"
  13. "Selina ‘Proud’ to Be Veep"
  14. "Meyer to Be VEEP? [sic]"
Was 27 surviving my return of Saturn A long vacation didn’t sound so bad Was full of secrets locked up tight like iron mountain Running on empty so out of gas Thought I wasn’t enough Found I wasn’t so tough Layin’ on the bathroom floor We were living on a fault line And I felt the fault was all mine Couldn’t take it anymore By the grace of God (there was no other way) I picked myself back up (I knew I had to stay) I put one foot in front of the other And I looked in the mirror and decided to stay

Was 27 surviving my return of Saturn
A long vacation didn’t sound so bad
Was full of secrets locked up tight like iron mountain
Running on empty so out of gas

Thought I wasn’t enough
Found I wasn’t so tough
Layin’ on the bathroom floor
We were living on a fault line
And I felt the fault was all mine
Couldn’t take it anymore

By the grace of God (there was no other way)
I picked myself back up (I knew I had to stay)
I put one foot in front of the other
And I looked in the mirror and decided to stay

Every New York theater I have been to, ranked

  1. Bow Tie Chelsea Cinemas
  2. City Cinemas Village East
  3. Landmark Sunshine Cinema
  4. AMC Loews Kips Bay
  5. BAM Rose Cinemas
  6. Film Forum
  7. Cobble Hill Cinemas
  8. AMC Loews 19th Street East
  9. City Cinemas Paris Theater
  10. AMC Loews Lincoln Square 13
  11. Bow Tie Ziegfeld Theater
  12. AMC Loews Village 7
  13. Brooklyn Heights Cinema
  14. AMC Empire 25
  15. AMC Loews 34th Street
  16. Cinema Village
  17. Regal Union Square
  18. Regal E-Walk 13
  19. Lincoln Plaza Cinemas
  20. UA Court Street
  21. Angelika Film Center
  22. IFC Center
  23. Pavilion Cinema